The Dowager is calling on all Club members to submit their entries for the 2016 March Madness Photo Contest, and reminds everyone that extravagant prizes will be awarded.
Don't forget to read the official
RULES of the contest, which include this listing of photo categories:
The Categories
- Best photograph of all (a prize which will undoubtedly be won by a member of the gentry, if there are any in Davis)
- Best photograph showing bicycles in action (because the Dowager in intrigued by the Club's infatuation with physical exercise)
- Best photograph highlighting a British bicycle (Raleighs count only if made in England!)
- Best photograph of cyclists in traditional attire (any hint of stretchy or other similar unfortunate attire in the photograph may be grounds for disqualification). Tweed, wool of any kind, and similar clothing will add points.
- Best photograph of a male cyclist offering assistance to a female cyclist, or demonstrating traditional British virtues.
- Best photograph of a Pub (because the Dowager appreciates the need of pubs for the working class).
- Best photograph of a bicycle with a castle or other regal residence. Anyone traveling to Downton Abbey for this photograph will automatically win.
- Best photograph of cyclists enjoying afternoon tea.
Send your entries to
membership@davisbikeclub.org
